I’m On A Boat!
I’m riding on a Dolphin, doing flips and shit. This dolphin’s splashing, getting everybody all wet. Florida
I.D. Please
I was working the 3rd shift at my local Walmart, it was 11pm and I was cashiering due to long lines. A younger couple in their teens came up to my register and wanted to purchase some age restricted movies so I asked for some ID. The younger male did not have his ID with him […]
You Guys Want Some Cookies?
I pulled into the local Wal-Mart over the weekend and saw something that I had to pass on. The Girl Scouts were out front selling cookies, approaching customers as they exited the store. Two little girls, about 8 years old go bouncing up to this old woman in one of those electric scooter/shopping cart things. […]
Live To Ride, Ride To Live
You tattoo your bike logo on your head and look menacing, but when I do it all I hear is laughing from behind and people saying “Why the hell would you tattoo Vespa on the back of your head?!” Mississippi
