Booty Calls
Well the good news is I doubt anyone is glancing at your butt long enough to actually finish reading that. Maryland
Free Mustache Rides!
Oh, you and a bunch of your friends grew fu-manchus for this party once and it was epic. This guy’s head is a fu-manchu! His head. Your silly party is even lamer now. California
Smack That
One day, while I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, my brother calls me and asks if I will run to Wal-Mart for him and get groceries. I agreed. While my niece and I were in the store, she started acting up; talking back, not listening, running off, etc. So, like her parents would, […]
DIY
I was an ICS Associate at my Walmart. One day at work, we heard that a customer was caught trying to mix his own paint in our hardware section. We all started to talk about how stupid it was that someone would do that since all the equipment was behind a counter and looked generally […]
