The Morning After Pill

I went to a Wal-Mart in Crosby, Texas today to pick up a cake for a friend. When I was waiting to check out, a woman came up in line behind me on her cell phone, clearly upset at whomever was calling her. I only heard her end of the conversation, but it was pretty […]

Poker Face

Due to her daughter’s success, Mrs. Gaga feels much more comfortable going out in public. New York

Make Your Own

Really? Have we gotten to the point where we make our own Snuggies? The amount of time, effort, and depression that goes into making that has to be worth more than the $14.99 it takes to buy one. New Mexico & Georgia

Wrong Trunk

I’ve heard of junk in the trunk, but I wish you would pack it into an SUV instead of a Geo Metro. Florida