Skinny Jeans
If those pants were any tighter I think his bulge would be in the back. Indiana
Fanny Packed In Tight
Let’s see if you can spot one thing that is NOT wrong with this picture. Texas
The Cat’s Ass
That is absolutely ridiculous! Everyone knows cats don’t wear jackets. Do some research before you go out. Iowa
Tastes Like Ham
Just in case you forgot what you ate for Easter dinner yesterday, we figured we would have you puke it back up and let you take a gander at it. Pennsylvania