Skinny Jeans

If those pants were any tighter I think his bulge would be in the back. Indiana

The Cat’s Ass

That is absolutely ridiculous! Everyone knows cats don’t wear jackets. Do some research before you go out. Iowa

Tastes Like Ham

Just in case you forgot what you ate for Easter dinner yesterday, we figured we would have you puke it back up and let you take a gander at it. Pennsylvania