Fresh Out The Joint
He was recently diagnosed with “Pee Wee Herman Syndrome”. Basically your kids are distracted by him and yet you still have a sneaking suspicion not to let them watch, but for some reason you let them anyway. Oklahoma
Scarecrows Don’t Talk
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we aren’t in Kansas anymore.” Yeah no sh*t, you don’t think I noticed the fact that I’m strapped into Miss ‘Why-can’t-I-find-a-good-man-to-give-me-a-real-baby’ over here?! Arkansas
Yonatan
This site is hilarious! I have actually been in the situation where I am in my PJs and had to go to Walmart for something and rather than put on pants, I just go in my puffy sweatpants and sleeveless shirt to buy cabbage and frozen peas. I mean who cares anyway and if I […]
No Running
Last night I had to stop at Walmart after getting off work late. I got the items I needed and went to check out the video game area, like I usually do. On my way over I was passed by about 5 giggling teenage boys about 15 or 16 years old. They were holding various […]
