Walking Stereotype

OH, COME ON! Listen, I know that not every stereotype is true, but please don’t specifically try to validate them. You don’t see Asian people walking around with solved math problems on their clothes! Oklahoma

A Hot Mess

Do you think her and the rest of the music hating Blue Meanies are gearing up for another attack on the Yellow Submarine? Nevada

Diamond Studded Vajayjay

I used to work at a store in the mall that had a Walmart attached to it. The mall security also worked as security for the Walmart, and one day I heard a story from one of the security guards that was less than appetizing. Apparently a woman in late-middle age was suspected of shoplifting. […]

Dueling Banjos

Saturday evening and Wally World is packed–every motorized cart is racing around the store like it’s the Indy 500; aisles are packed with people standing and staring trying to decide between Duncan Hines and Pillsbury cake mixes; etc. You get the picture. Since I only had a few items I had forgotten at another store […]