Hot Potato
Hey baby, your name must be Idaho because your ass looks like a big ol’ spud, and I feel like playing hot potato!….Sorry, I’m not very good at pickup lines. North Carolina
Ideal Parenting
I had to run to the restroom in Walmart the other day and just as I sat down I heard something hit the floor in the stall next to me. Figuring someone had dropped their keys or purse on the floor, I ignored it. I heard it again and looked down to see a baby! […]
Face Down
My wife and I never shopped at Walmart. We had tried shoping there a few times when the first one opened up near us in the mid 90’s, but we really didn’t care for the clutter, the cramped aisles, and the toothless people dragging their messy-bottomed babies all over the floors. But eventually one day […]
All About Dat Ass
Do you mean “Phatty Girl” as in PHAT – Pretty Hot And Tempting, or do you just want everyone to know that you got a ‘Fat’ ass? Because if it’s the latter, you could have saved the money spent on airbrushing. Louisiana
