Redneck Girl
Apparently you’re not smart enough to realize that you’re a walking oxymoron….or in any case, probably just a moron. Florida
The Hitman
Unless you ARE Bret Hart, you need to take those black and pink spandex pants off now or I will personally put you in the Sharpshooter. Ohio
Say Cheese!
Why do I have a feeling Jim Henson is behind her working her arms? Connecticut
Hands Behind Your Back Sir
Back in my day we had to walk 5 miles uphill both ways to the town brothel before we could get handcuffed. Pennsylvania
