En Fuego

I think she’s ♫Lookin’ for some hot stuff baby this evenin, She needs some hot stuff baby tonight!♫ Florida

My Little Pony

Hey Hulk Hogan, guys with a full head of hair look stupid with ponytails. Wanna take a guess how good it looks without half your hair? Arkansas

No Hitter

How is it that I’m counting 5 different articles of clothing, and yet NONE of them fit? 0 for 5! Really? You aren’t trying to get a hit off of C.C. Sabathia, you’re putting on clothes! Kansas

Showing Some Prom-ise

Who says chivalry is dead? As far as i’m concerned, it’s not even a prom if you don’t stop at Walmart. Illinois