Dodge These Neons
Although your bright hair diverts our eyes from the rest of your body being stuffed and jammed into those corsets, sadly it’s only a temporary distraction. Florida
Bikini Bottom Feeder
Your nappy-ass, nasty head looks like a bacterial disease. Take Spongebob’s advice and ‘Keep it Real!’ by unbraiding that cesspool. Georgia
Blossom, Bubbles, Or Buttercup?
She kind of got this grown up Powder Puff Girl thing going on here. I’m not sure which Powder Puff Girl since I’m not an 8 year old girl, but you get what I’m saying. California
Bird Is The Word
Thanks for at least putting your bird in a cage. Second, that’s sweet that your bird helps you pick out beer. Finally, can I please join in whatever it is you got going on that involves beer, flashlights, and a bird because it has to be awesome. Missouri
