Wear & Tear
Forget the fact that you are still wearing those jorts; how does a tear like that even happen? It’s not far left enough for gross farts, and it’s not right enough for your Copenhagen can to wear a hole. Tennessee
Nice Ace
Hey Maria Sharapova, how ’bout we leave the tennis outfits to the pros. Texas
I Only Have Eyes For You
I am so disappointed in our entire human race right now. I’m angry at each and every one of you that we have gotten to this point as a species. I wish I could put literally every person in a timeout right now. Texas
If You’re Gonna Spew, Spew In This
Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet……Oh don’t mind me I’m just trying to think of new words to describe what I’m looking at because I couldn’t seem to find any that already exist….snalarfusus, rabbeldasher. Virginia
