Bunyan’s Babe
It’s ‘Paul Bunyan and Babe the Big Blue Ox’ not ‘Paul Bunyan the Big Blue Ox Babe’. Arizona
Free Face Painting
Hey, you got something on your face. No, it’s next to the shame. Nope, on the other side of your depression. You know what, don’t worry about it. Looks good as is. Alaska
Knit-Wit
Just my luck! The one day I leave the house without my Spinning Jenny and I run into the motherload of potential textiles. Sorry, that’s wikipedia for “Ha, that chick has long purple hair that looks like yarn.” Washington
Life Aquatic
Hey! Hey! Hey man, hold up. There’s a f***in’ Jellyfish on your head! Stay still, I’ll pee on it. Ohio
