Witless Protection

Walking up to the deli counter in my hometown, I was unaware of the t-shirt I was wearing. Having recently visited my sibling in D.C. I had bought a souviner shirt that said “Federal Witness Protection Program”. Most people know that this is a joke, so I thought nothing of it at the time. Making […]

TexASS

Unfortunately there isn’t a pool of water anywhere near here, so I’ll have to do something other than drown myself to escape this hell. Texas