Monsters Inc.

Those must be the new line of boots from James P. “Sulley” Sullivan of the movie Monster, Inc. Ohio

Go Nuts!

Normally I would joke that your nuts are probably in your purse, but I think I can actually see them hugged up in those shorts you got on. Florida

Custom Creation

You look like one of those create-a-character screens that has a person divided into a head, torso, and legs that slide to show a different outfit you could choose. Arizona

Tink Before You Act

It’s never good when Tinker Bell starts to look like a 747…keep it at home. Wisconsin