God’s Uniquely Designed Sex Machine
I can’t be completely sure, but I’m pretty confident that if God were to design a sex machine, it wouldn’t have a curly mullet. Texas
Indecent Exposure
Okay, okay…Arms in the appropriate sleeves, you got step 1 down. Now, if we can just make it to step 2 and button the shirt I think all of us would be pretty excited. Florida
MC Pee Pants
I moved to a new city the day after Halloween, and was still getting used to the town and so on. I decided to stop into Wal-Mart because even though I hate it there, it was the only place I could get a key made and grocery shop at 11 pm. As I made my […]
They Do Exist
My best friend flew in from Washington state and the first place we stopped is WM. The whole way down (and previously MONTHS before) she was making fun of people in Arkansas – saying that most have no teeth, wear no shoes, and wear clothes that are made for children but somehow they squeeze into […]
