I Love The 80’s
Hey, the 80’s called and they said “stay the hell there” because even they don’t want you back. Virginia
Share The Road
Okay, Mr. Schwinn-f***ing-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike? Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they’re f***ing six! South Carolina
A Mixed Bag
Oh my God! All those colors and patterns! What are you hiding from? Fashion? If so, don’t worry, I don’t think it will ever find you. Nebraska
Just Beat It
I worked for Wal-Mart a few years ago as a Loss Prevention associate. For those of you who don’t know what that is, basically I was a plain clothed security guard at the store. My primary job was to catch shoplifters but I also caught employees stealing too. At our store we had a place […]
