One-Two Punch
Last week my boyfriend and I were waiting in the checkout line at Wally World. As I was digging through my purse I heard him grunt in pain and yell. When I turned around all I managed to see was a gap-toothed, trucker hat wearing, hillbilly screaming at my boyfriend while a 13 or 14-year-old […]
You’re Not My Dad!
So I’m walking through Walmart behind this guy and his son. The kid has to be about 6 or 7 tops. We’re walking past the toys section when the kid asks his dad if they can stop and look. The dad informs him nicely that they don’t have time for toys today. The kid continues […]
Cheeseburger In Paradise
I feel like this needs to be on one of those inspirational posters people have because I’ve never seen anything more lonely in my entire life. California
No Pants Dance
You would be under-dressed for sleep walking…. South Carolina
