Those Shorts Can’t Be Any Shorter

This picture is funnier if you start from the bottom and work your way up. It’s like there’s a surprise waiting for you at the end. Texas

No Velvet Rope Here

Two things. 1) I’m beginning to doubt the exclusivity of your V.I.P. club. 2) Until somebody can wear these pants right, I still have a ‘Very Impotent Penis’. North Carolina