Guard Dogs
I thought I told you to stay in the truck! Oklahoma
Slam Dunk Da Funk
I’m praying that she is rocking a Jason Williams jersey from when he played for the Heat. That would be the only player trashy enough to be able to sustain the filth of that trailer park. Michigan
A Slight Tear
I like to think that every time she moves her arms, that gigantic hole gets bigger. Sad thing is, I don’t think I’m that far off from that statement. Mississippi
Don’t Drink & Drive
Wow, I can’t even tell you how many times my friends and I have gotten absolutely wasted in the Walmart parking lot and then drove home. This dude even remembered to take his shoes off, therefore nobody is allowed to draw penises on his face. That’s a rule. Illinois
