My Chick (Or Dude) Bad
Chicks better cover up their chests like pasties. Indiana
Somewhere Over The Rainbow
When I first saw this I was super pumped because I thought Israel “IZ” Kamakawiwo’ole was still alive, but then I just got depressed when i realized it was just another inappropriately dressed chick. Louisiana
Free Bird
“I like to picture Jesus with angel wings. And he’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m in the front row hammered drunk.” Florida
Along For The Ride
You’re a grown ass woman, get out of the damn cart and walk. And yes before everyone mentions it, I see the knee brace but if her knee is too injured to walk on, how was it good enough to climb into a cart? California
