Bird Is The Word

You aren’t Jimmy Buffett and this isn’t Margaritaville….get the f***in’ bird out of here! New Jersey

Batter Up

You look like Babe Ruth’s gay brother…Gabe Ruth. New Mexico

Flashing The Goods

Listen up people, if you’re gonna be a flasher then do it the right way like this pro. Notice the flannel robe which adds more of a dramatic flare to the event than your typical trench coat; Check out the spray bottle filled with baby oil to give everything a nice gleam; And of course […]

Packin’ It On

Oh wow that’s neat, JanSport came out with a new flesh colored fanny-pack….wait…wait a minute…hold on…that can’t be…is it really?…..OH MY DEAR GOD! Someone come and stab me in the neck so I’m distracted from this pain! North Carolina