Book Him Today!
You are all that is EPIC! I want you to rent yourself out so much it hurts. I would hire you to just show up at any special event and just stand there exactly like this, rocking it out. Birthdays, Barmitzvah, company meetings, Christmas, you name it, it would rock. In fact just go ahead […]
Sweatin’ To The Oldies
Oh, we must have caught you on your way to your aerobics class with Courtney Love. Michigan
Walmart Baby
I’ve been working in Walmart for about three months now and have had the luxury of witnessing one incident that needs to be told. Inside of our Walmart we have a Subway, and usually around noon it gets pretty packed in there. Well, one young woman rung up for three items… 1) Prophylactics. 2) Home […]
Are You Ready For Some Football?
Why does Hank Williams Jr. here keep rubbing his chest hair and following me with candy? North Carolina
