Bright Idea

I spy with my little eye….something single. New York

These Boots

Owww, those boots were made for hookin’, and that’s just what they’ll do. One of these days….I’m probably gonna go to California and solicit that hooker. California

Georgia Peaches

Hahahaha! Hahahahaa! Hahahaha! It’s funny cause it’s gross. Georgia

Sharon!

The level of hatred I have for dressing up your dog is overwhelming, but it doesn’t come close to the level of anger I have for people who poorly dress up their dogs. If you are going to do it, make me laugh, or don’t do it. New York