Bad Romance
If Lady Gaga’s parents happened to be Roseanne and Tom Arnold, this would probably have been the result. Texas
The Offer Is On The Table
He looks like the loneliest person to ever wear that shirt. Wisconsin
Rich In Nutrients
Does this taste like gasoline to you? Eh, f*** it. Arizona
Jaws Of Life
It’s never a good thing when your wedgie has a wedgie. Somebody go get the jaws of life and we’ll see what we can do to help. North Carolina