D-I-V-A
Thirty minutes huh? I’m guessing that estimate doesn’t account for the curlers that are still in your hair. Arkansas
Walmart Barbie
Unlike most Barbies, this one comes with 5 kids, a case of PBR, and a carton of smokes. Alabama
I Feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty
Sir, please avoid the frozen food section or your boobs will harden…that is all. Oklahoma
World Cup Fever
I got a fever, and the only prescription…is more vuvuzela!! Unknown