Barbie Girl

Mommy, how come Barbie never gets older?…..Because she would haunt your dreams hunny, that’s why. Alabama

Shit For Brains

A bumper sticker seems have the same effect but do what you gotta do. Tennessee

Which Way To The Gym?

I see the creatine. I see the sweatbands. I get it, you like to work out. Just remember one thing: two half shirts don’t make a whole. Ohio