Thank You, Thank You Very Much

I’m waiting for the day where there are no longer any Elvis impersonators…you embarrass yourself because you aren’t even 1/100th as sexy as the king. Texas

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Here is a list of things worth sleeping in a Walmart overnight for: (1) Free money (2) The actual Jesus (3) Burt Reynolds. Texas

Flag Football Star

How is it that Cowboy Curtis looks worse off than Pee Wee Herman? Alabama