All You Can Eat Buffet

No soup or salad for this guy. He only eats ham, bacon, or any other part of the pig. Nebraska

Tan Lines

Why would you have less clothing on in Walmart than you usually would at the beach? Tennessee

Rip Torn

C’mon man. Everybody knows that if you are going to wear tear-away pants, you gotta wear shorts underneath. There is always that one asshole who likes to grab and pull just so you are sitting there in your underwear. Missouri