Muzzle Goater
But I’m gonna get even man. He’s gonna get too close to the truck one day. I’ll bite his fucking ear off. That’s a f*cking promise man, you f*ck with me too long, you get f*cked with….Ahh, I’m all talk, f*ck me, I know. How can I bite his ear off? I can’t even bite […]
Moped Pimp
Is this a joke or does that guy feed off of people staring at him sympathetically disgusted with his life choices? As if it wasn’t bad enough to ball it up in his little moped scooter, he decided to strap that girl, and whatever you want to call what she is wearing, to the back […]
Oh, Canada…
How am I supposed to make fun of someone who already knows they’re a dickhead? – Hey buddy, wearing that shirt in public so my kid asks me what a dickhead is pretty much enforces the fact that you are definitely a dickhead. – “Yeah I know, and I’m proud of it.” – See? What […]
Stripped Down
Is it weird that you use the money you earn from stripping to buy bras that you will then take off for said money? South Carolina
