Wilted & Withered
Excuse me miss, can you pick up the pace and move along? The flowers are all starting to wilt. Colorado
United States Of Willy
OHHHH SNAP!!!!! The legend is back!!! Big Willy pimpin’ it American style, ready to tattoo that backhand across Osama Bin Laden himself! Keep doing your thang Willy! Florida
Kennywood’s Open
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know you just ate an entire Thanksgiving dinner in aisle 5. I apologize, and by all means please loosen up those pants. Hell, why don’t you just head back to electronic, grab a seat, take your pants off and enjoy the football game and I’ll bring you some pumpkin pie […]
Tap The Rockies
Dammit Coors Light! I don’t need a cold activation window on everything! Knock it off! Georgia
