All Aboard the Hooooo Train
We would like to apologize for apparently starting this new trend of hookers picking up their tricks at Wal-Mart. It was not our intention to give pimps new ideas to expand their market…..unless your wife is in the other room, then you’re welcome! Texas
Dress Up
Don’t think I didn’t notice that little Yorkie looking dog in the corner of your creeper coat you 21st Century Cruella Deville you! Texas
Meter Man
You look like a meter maid I wouldn’t even be pissed getting a ticket from, because I’d be too amused and confused to yell at you. Pennsylvania
Hook, Hook, Where’s The Hook?
Hey, hippie pirate lady, be honest…..are you Smee’s girlfirend? California
