Swipe Here
Who wants to reach in and claim their prize from that Crack-er Jack box? Arkansas
Come, Come, Come And Let Me Out
I’m a genie in a bottle, baby. Gotta rub me the right way, honey. Iowa
The Starter In Dallas
Two things come to mind when I see Tony Romo: Jessica Simpson and STARTER. Two things Tony Romo got into well past their glory days when everyone else thought they were gone. Texas
Drop The Top
It’s a scene like this that brings the wise words of Young Jeezy to my mind, “Drop the top, no bra, got the titties out.” – Truly inspirational stuff. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go to the emergency room because my eyes seem to be bleeding for some reason. West Virginia
