Crayola Rock Star
Why are you buying crayons? I’m pretty sure you happen to be wearing all 64 colors anyway! Hawaii
Where’d He Go?
I would LOVE to know where the hell you are going wearing your pleather vest open for the world to enjoy, some sort of boating beanie cap, and buying a tailgate chair. Since odds are that you probably never made it back, I’d like our fans to submit some suggestions of where they think you […]
Mo Mullet Mo Problems
If you told me that you saw an older guy with a mohawk/mullet checking out some $5 dvd’s, my very first thought would have been “He has to be wearing camo short over his sweat pants!” – That my friends is called great instincts. It’s a gift….unfortunately my instincts only apply to Wal-creatures. Illinois
White Boy
I was just asking my friend “Hey, is that a black girl? Or maybe it’s an Asian transvestite? Ohh, I think it might be a Hispanic hermaphrodite?” But thankfully we noticed that you labeled yourself White Boy, so that cleared up all the confusion we had. Thanks! South Carolina
