Paul

Fuck all the negativity this site is great. Of course you should be open to ugly people to their face, but why not make fun of them behind their backs? Fact: They know they are ugly, that’s why they have low self esteem. DUH!! Fact: Ugly people make us attractive people, feel good about how […]

Kalyn

Who ever invented this site I just want you to know I love you. Wanna get married? Yes or no?

Dog Food Diet

While waiting in line at my local Wal-Mart with a 50lbs bag of dog food, I had a woman ask me if I was going to feed my dogs. Now I’m a big fan of “here’s your sign” so this is how I responded… “No actually I’m on the dog food diet, you just carry […]

I Got You Babe

I’m really just trying to figure out whether you are coming from a pool or from working out. Either way we all lose, I just like to get my facts straight. While we are waiting for Cher here to answer us, will someone go get a trench coat or something to cover her up? Unknown