Keep On Truckin’

Jorts over jeans?!?! Slow down buddy, we as humans can’t evolve into things this big that quickly. It’s just tough for the majority of us to grasp. I mean, camo shorts over jeans – ya sure. Maybe jorts over sweatpants – absolutely. But jorts over jeans just isn’t something we’ve worked our way up to […]

Chunk Her

So many questions! Most importantly, how the hell do I “Chunk” her? And also, does wearing that shirt make you a bitch, and if so, can you hold still so I can chunk you? Unknown

Caption Contest!

If you need an explanation as to why we choose this particular photo for a CAPTION CONTEST then please don’t put your comment because it’s probably going to be awful and I don’t want to waste my time or the time of everyone else who will read it. If you don’t know the drill by […]

The New & Improved Mr. T

Heeeyyyy, how ya doin’ there little lady? Wanna be in a little movie I’m making in my basement? It’s okay, you can trust me, I can make you a STAR baby! Georgia