Back Rack
When you hear “String Bikini,” what part of that makes you think that you are their target market? Stop for a minute and think hard about what you are doing….Your back rack is covering clothing! Clothing! Your back rack is covering clothing, which sole purpose is to cover you! Think about that long and hard, […]
Crane Gang
Don’t waste your quarter, just crouch down and let you mullet reach on up the slot and pick out whatever prize it wants. Trust me, no one would dare call you out on it. Unknown
Gut Check
Kinda got the whole “Indian in the Cupboard” thing going, huh? Well, except you’re not really tiny, there is no way you could fit in a cupboard, and you’re probably not even Native American….so I guess you just have a weird mohawk that starts extremely far back on your head. Oh and those are definitely […]
She Wore An Itsy Bitsy…
A lot of our fans suggested that we show some attractive Walcreatures, so here you go. Alabama
