Buckle Up
Thuuuugg Life. Florida
Battle Scar
I got this scar from a knife fight in Brazil. – Ya, well I got this one from a rabid pitbull in New Mexico. – I got my leg ripped open on a barbed wire fence running from drug dealers. – Pfft, I got my arm caught in tank tracks that ripped it open to […]
Duck, Duck, Goose!
What ever happened to weighing the pros and cons before acting? Hmmm, should I stick my hand down his pants? Well, I’ll make everyone around me uncomfortable, I’ll probably lose my reputation for being “classy,” and my finger is going to smell….unfortunately I can’t think of any cons. Let’s do it! Massachusetts
Dropping The Kids Off
My father-in-law works in the Garden Center at our local SuperCenter. He told me that for the third time in as many months, a female customer pooped in one of the aisles. He said other customers have seen her do it. She doesn’t squat; she just lifts her skirt and keeps on walking. Obviously there’s […]
