You Gotta Start Somewhere
Do you know what other band got their start in the boy’s clothing section at Wal-Mart?…..No seriously, I was asking. Does anybody know? Because I have to assume if you are at the point where you are accepting that gig you must have given up all hope to play MSG one day. Oh, and why […]
In Good Spirits
How come the spirits of mother nature never tell people to wear pants? Maybe the spirits think it’s something that can go unsaid, but clearly it cannot. So by the slim chance that the spirits out there also enjoy our website, I implore you to please tell people to wear pants. Thank you. Unknown
PoWM IPhone App Has Arrived
Well, there are a few flaws. The face should be frowning and the eye on the left should be squinted down a bit. You should download our new iPhone app so you have our logo as a reference when you’re away from your computer. Michigan
Baby Skullet
If it is not already a law, we need to make one that states “If you give your kid a skullet, Child Services gets to come to your house, punch you in the stomach and take the kid.” Write a letter to your congressmen and have him propose this as a bill. Texas
