Handle With Care

Is it even legal to make a shirt for that type of business? Don’t get me wrong I could use a good handler for my wienie as much as the next guy, I just happen to like a little discretion with mine….because I use ketchup. In some parts of the country that is apparently frowned […]

Rusted Root

After you’re done picking up whatever disinfectant it is you use on that thing why don’t you head on back to the lawn & garden section and pick up some clippers or a weed-wacker to get rid of that rotted tree root. Unknown

Ernie

Hi, I just wanted to let you know that I think your site is ridiculous and nasty. It’s one thing to not like a corporation like Walmart, but to make a site soley to make fun of people just because they shop at a store is terrible. Anyone shopping anywhere could have bad moments (or […]

Arizona Girls

♫ Daisy dukes, bikini on top. Skeezer skunk hair so skanky she’ll melt your popsicle! Oooooh oh oooooh ♫ – Whatever, I’m not Katie Perry for a reason. Try your own lyrics. Arizona