Herbivore
“Hey old man, what kind of “herbs” do they got in there?” – “Get out of here you dirty f*cking hippie. I didn’t fight in the war so you could run around shirtless smoking dope with your hippie friends and light bags of dog poop on fire on my porch. Get a job.” >> That’s […]
Mad About You
Are those fake pantyhose? Really? This isn’t Mad Men, you aren’t gonna catch sh*t for not wearing leggings….God I wish this was Mad Men though. Uggghh that would be so awesome. Don Draper is a boss! Texas
Creepy Clowns
Excuse me Ms. Giggle-Cakes, can you tell us on a scale of 1 to 10 how lonely your childhood was? 1 being you were surrounded by friends and loved ones and 10 being your best friend was your next door neighbor’s imaginary friend…..a 10? Great, I thought so. Indiana
