Dog Food
She later got escorted by the police for drinking the “water” off of the restroom floor. Florida
Shock & Awesome
That isn’t sunlight coming through the window, that is the bright energy coming off Rainbow Man here! An unfortunate side note to report – that elderly gentleman hasn’t been able to move since this encounter. He is still standing there in awe and confusion. Unknown
No Soliciting
Oh, well obviously that doesn’t apply to you guys. The sign isn’t big enough to include “except for toy schnauzers” but they figured that exception was so obvious it didn’t even need to be said. Unknown
I Don’t Do Drugs, Just Weed
It’s unfortunate your typical job application doesn’t include a section for pictures, because I’m pretty sure they would cancel the rest of their interviews…..”She has a weed tattoo, so what? That doesn’t mean she is a bad employee.” – First off, you’re probably just as dumb as her so shut up. Second, I wouldn’t hire […]
