Orange You Glad

If people get weirded out by gingers I’m not sure what the hell they’ll do seeing this guy! Texas

Lettin’ It Breathe

Let’s go woman! I don’t care if you like tomatoes, I don’t like anything that isn’t adding to my buzz and belly! So put em’ down and go grab a tub of that margarita mix before I give you a few Irish kisses. Texas

Phish On A Dish

No I don’t want to go back to your apartment and sit in a beanbag chair and listen to your Phish records….just pay for your frozen fish tacos and leave. Virginia