Beach Bum

I’m digging your awesome one-piece bathing suit…obviously not as much as it is digging up into you, but close. Texas

Walk With A Swaddle

Is that a robe, a dress, or some sort of karate outfit? I mean, either way it’s not going to end well for you. I just like to get my facts straight before I call you out. Pennsylvania

Secret Of The Rooster’s Crow

So there I was trying to race my way to the cashier when I stopped dead in my tracks and found myself staring down a woman 20 yards away with the same intentions. It all got quiet and and you could cut the tension with a knife. Who would make the first move? Who would […]

Equal Opportunity Offenders

Hey PoWM, all you do is make fun of fat people! Really? ‘Cause she is skinny as f*** and that makes me want to throw up too! Soooo now you can call us dicks for making fun of everyone….you’re welcome. Michigan