Unemployed Clown
You know what they call a clown without makeup? Weirdo. Nevada
Read It & Laugh
Hey Magic School Bus Lady! Don’t worry sugar, you won’t have to suffer through reading that boring newspaper much longer because our book, People of Walmart Shop & Awe, will be out September 7th! Who knows, you might find yourself in it. Plus the print should be big enough that you don’t have to hold it […]
Please Put Some Clothes On
There aren’t many times in a person’s life that they wish the black plague would return and just run a muck for a few weeks. Unfortunately for me, I think I’ve just hit that level. Ohio
Sugar Daddy
The difference between me and you? When I get my trophy wife, I’m shooting for 1st place not the second to last one who drunkenly stumbled across the line. Ohio
