Make Way

Well, we are 2 weeks away from the release of our book People of Walmart: Shop & Awe and I’m guessing this ‘Destruction Derby’ team is going to need every minute of that time to make their way to a book store to pick it up….not that the carts are too slow I’m just guessing they […]

Back To School Shopping

Okay, who do you have for homeroom this year? OMG so do I! That is gonna be soooo much fun. Okay, okay, what do you have 3rd period? Social studies. Me too! This is gonna be the best year ever! We are totally the greatest BFFs like ever! Unknown

Not So Subtle

So did you tattoo grass and weeds growing up out of your ass or are those just escaping fumes? That may sound odd but judging by how well you hide your bra I figured subtlety would be lost on you. Kansas

You Better Watch Yourself…

I’ve been working for Wal-Mart for a couple of years and I am still continually shocked and amazed by some of the people that I see walking through the store on a daily basis. A few days ago, I was dealing with a customer who was angry because we had stopped carrying a certain brand […]