Holy Shirts & Pants
Ummm did we just manage to find two soul mates lost and separated by a few states? Yeah, take that sh*t eHarmony! We did it for free and without even trying. Florida & Maryland
Afro Puff
You know what’s awesome about a 35 year old afro? Everything. Yeah, didn’t think I was going there did you? Think about it though, (1) afros are sweet, (2) toss on sunglasses and you are completely in disguise, and (3) she probably still gets a contact high from smoke still lingering in there from the […]
Wham Bam Bigelow
Oh what’s that crazy guy? You saw a double rainbow? Nobody is impressed. I just saw a double Bam Bam Bigelow! Put that sh*t on YouTube for a million hits! Pennsylvania
Encore!
So this new Walmart was opening just down the road from my high school. It received a lot of news coverage because it took up a whole bunch of land and people were worried about the social status of having a Walmart in a mainly conservative town; what they didn’t realize is how many jobs […]
