For Hire
There are obviously too many sad, out of work clowns in America that have nothing better to do than hang out in Walmart, so right now I’m asking everyone to start hiring clowns to show up and perform at everything you do. Weddings, funerals, your liver transplant, lunch break at work, that psychology class you’re […]
Wing Dings
I guess those wings cause that shirt to bloom out and not cover anything…her chicken wings, not the stupid tattoo wings. Nebraska
The Conductor
Oh my God! How did you know? Yes, I would love to come down to your dark basement by myself to see your train collection! What’s that? Oh, you covered all the windows and made it soundproof so you don’t bother the neighbors….that makes sense. North Carolina
Silly Bands
After doing some extensive research (and by that I mean sh*t I just made up) we have concluded that at some point that shirt was once whole, and at another point in time it became stretched-torn and hanging on by the seams as you see it now. But for some reason our research cannot conclude […]
