Look Mom, No Hands!
While I fully support your effort to purchase sleeves, I can’t help but wonder if it could have been done in a less lazy way so that your back hair line wasn’t showing. Indiana
Wet Paint
I will be the first to admit that I don’t pay attention to what new style of jeans are the cool new things. In fact, someone just told me my bedazzled jeans looked stupid, which was rude, but I’m still pretty confident the “shot by a bunch of white paintballs” isn’t something I’ll be seeing […]
Pajama Party
Although you should change out of your pajamas to go shopping in public, you don’t have to take your jammies off to pre-order our book People of Walmart Shop & Awe! New Hampshire
Monty Python
What? I like to get Monty out of the house and let him exercise and get fresh air from time to time; maybe do something cool like feed him a mouse in front of a kid or put him on my shoulders and walk around or…or…uhhh…uhhh I got nothing. I don’t know what else you […]
