Blame It On The Goose

Really? I though you were going to blame that fancy ankle bracelet on a solid upbringing and excellent well thought out decisions. I guess that’s better than blaming the cop, the lawyer, and the judge who were all obviously out to get you. Texas

Rude Boy

♫ Come here rude boy, boy, can you get it up? Come here rude boy, boy, is you big enough?♫ – I still have trouble believing he is who she was singing to. Virginia

Time For A Caption Contest

Silly redneck, sisters aren’t for f***ing….I don’t know, that’s the best I could right now. I’d like to hear what you guys can come up with so we will do a CAPTION CONTEST! Let’s hear your best Trix ripoff line for this guy. Winner will receive a copy of our book People of Walmart Shop & […]

#1 Grandpa

I wonder if his coffee mug says #1 Grandpa Titties? If it doesn’t, his grandkids are slacking. Alaska