You Can’t Eat All Those Hamburgers

Hey, the two of you can argue who looks better stealing hamburgers later because right now, well to be honest, right now that’s what we are gonna do. California

A Double Dose

Things I love – seeing your mullet. Things I don’t love – being able to see your ass-hair mullet. Michigan

Go Big

I always thought it was “Once you go big, you can’t find your way back.” But either way, wear it proud big man, I got nothin’ but love for you! Kansas